salazar: HEY
rowena: oh hello
salazar: WHAT THE HECK
rowena: what seems to be the problem
salazar: YOU PUT RIDDLE ENCHANTMENTS ON EVERY DOOR OF THE CASTLE
rowena: oh really is that a thing i did
salazar: YOU KNOW IT IS
rowena: oh dear
salazar: I DONT KNOW WHAT HAS SEVEN LEGS IN THE MORNING AND FIFTY EYES AT NIGHT
rowena: that sounds like a personal problem
salazar: I DONT KNOW HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT COLOUR RED THE SKY IS
rowena: hm
rowena: maybe you should calm down before you answer any more
rowena: you seem to be
rowena: riddled
rowena: with anger
salazar: i have a giant snake you know
rowena: again, that sounds like a personal problem
2 days ago on 08.30.14   ★ 1311 notes  via / org

http://amusingdisplacement.tumblr.com/post/96029246011/kayla-bird-steven-moffat-does-not-understand ➜

kayla-bird:

steven moffat does not understand the Doctor.

the Doctor is a mercurial strange and tricksy being. the doctor does not always play by human rules or any rules at all

but at heart, the doctor is good. the doctor cares.

not about whether people are sexy or acquiescent or…

2 days ago on 08.30.14   ★ 135 notes  via / org

curehoneyofficial:

think of it: an aromantic magical girl

"love? you talk so much about this "love", you’ve never experienced it! you know it’s not real!" sneers the villain

"that’s not true!" she says in true anime protagonist fashion. "i have the love for my friends, for my family, for the people i’m trying to save! and that’s more than enough to defeat you!" 

and then she totally kicks his ass in a shower of glitter and hearts

4 days ago on 08.27.14   ★ 3279 notes  via / org
•3•

The sun’ll come out tomorrow
Heaven-bent to take my hand
The season is upon us now
Who knows what tomorrow brings?
You’re the bravest of hearts.

4 days ago on 08.27.14

Send me a •3• and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to your muse as a poem from mine

4 days ago on 08.27.14   ★ 92511 notes  via / org

hanging-up-my-cape:

There needs to be something in between BroTP and OTP when it comes to shipping. Something that’s not quite romantic, but at the same time, friendship doesn’t even come close to defining it.

Because I have so many ships that I feel that way about. Those ships where I want to see them cuddle and be together forever and be dorks around each other because they love each other so much and they need each other but it’s not romantic and that’s okay.

5 days ago on 08.26.14   ★ 408 notes  via / org
5 days ago on 08.26.14   ★ 63326 notes  via / org

I really really love all the posts lately about people talking about their seual/romantic orientations and gender identities because a) it’s really useful to write this stuff out, and b) it reminds me that there are other people who can’t easily just describe themselves with two or three words. And it’s nice to feel that. 

1 week ago on 08.24.14   ★ 2 notes  

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

1 week ago on 08.24.14   ★ 140854 notes  via / org